This parody image was done for Planet S magazine’s music issue.

Oh, honey honey.

Does anyone remember that Archie I comic where they’re all cavemen, and Betty & Veronica start naming everything? When they give Archie his name he sings, “I’m an Archie, you’re an Archie, everyone’s a starchy-Archie! Don’t you want to be an Archie too?”

I like the caveman one where they discover fruit better though. Those crazy cave kids. They thought fruit was for some kind of game until Jughead accidentally got a peeled banana right in the mouth.

Anyway, I always wondered why Reggie would ever a join The Archies band. I mean, they don’t call him “I-love-me-Mantle” for nothing.