Cooking while aroused
A friend of mine started a cooking blog, and she asked me to design the masthead for the site. BUT it’s a sassy cooking blog called Sassy Simmerings, so the masthead looks like this:
Gone are the days when thirteen-year-old Dakota would attempt to draw sexy ladies, then erase them, then crumple up the paper, tear it up, and toss out the pieces in several different garbages so that no one could ever possible reconstruct his terrible, dark secret. So needless to say, I was a little out of practice, but I’m pretty happy with how it turned out. If nothing else, I was reminded that looking at and drawing women in various states of undress might sound like a cakewalk, but it’s difficult work. I also want to mention that I’m really trying to avoid any inadvertent double entendres right now.
Anyway, if you like recipes that are easy to make, tasty, and often vegetarian, vegan (or at least possible to make them so), OR if you simply like to to be frequently reminded that sex exists, then this is the site for you!
Also, here is the page where they say nice things about me and my alleged virility.